Behind the Times

I know, I know, I have been delinquent. I am behind on my blogging. While I feel bad at it, I feel worse for just learning the following:

• Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person
• Desperate Housewives is still on
• Heidi and Spencer got divorced
• Justin Beaver's last name is actually Bieber
• Rachel Zoe has her own TV show
• Ashlee Simpson still exists, had a kid, and got a bad haircut
• LeAnn Rimes is a home wrecker…although I am not sure whose home she wrecked
• Dakota Fanning is old enough to drive, has been for a year
• Heidi and Spencer are renewing their vows

Now that I am caught up on Hollywood, and feeling a bit old, I can fully devote myself to catching up on my blog.